Chopped, perhaps? Unc, you say? 4xDJs who all rarely, if at all DJ??? Come all ye faithful to see the Byrne siblings reunite yet again for an eclectic holiday smorgasbord of multi-genre musical DJ free for all that’ll make you think and probably say aloud, “that was totally fine and honestly pretty darn fun” but you won’t dare swear because it’s the frickin’ Midwest, babe!! Clare and Chris will start it out with gentle, bucolic throwbacks that’ll warm your bristled Chicago bones and then, hark!, Phil and Kate will amp it up with a jarring shift to bonafide BPM bangers that would get Pritzker prancing and the Bean refried. Join us upstairs at Schubas for the 4th annual (?) Byrne DJ night and we’ll promise to not be nearly as intense as this copy is, but more importantly, would all love to see every one of you there, and in from the cold. THERE WILL BE COAT RACKS, AND CANDY CANES IN HEART SHAPES, WE PROMISE